My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I would ride that face into the sunset
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