I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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