Dual....:-)
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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