Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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