Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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