but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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