I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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