I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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