I swear she didn't look like that last week.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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