The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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