I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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