I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
never play flip cup with pint glasses
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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