No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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