oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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