sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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