Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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