She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Randomize
