used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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