What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
it was like eating out sand paper
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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