I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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