Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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