Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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