It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Couch. On fire.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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