haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Still dying that you shit outside
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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