You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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