I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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