It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Randomize
