When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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