i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
my poor anus
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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