I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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