the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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