Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize