so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I don't think brook has ever known best
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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