During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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