Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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