i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
well I can't set my house on fire every night
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Swine flu is the new snow day.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
