are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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