we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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