The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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