I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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