adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
My vagina is very pro this idea
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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