This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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