in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Idk if I want to put a bra on
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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