watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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