So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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