hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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