Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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