In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
