All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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