girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I can't turn off my feet"
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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