You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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