were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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