if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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