He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I just want nice things and good sex
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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