i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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