I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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